calvin. nineteen. scottish. computer arts student. wannabe superhero. basterd. nationman.

contains avengers, ritchie!holmes, jude law, rdj, hetalia, my little pony, pixar, pokémon, animal crossing, video games, various cartoons and films, concept art, animation, attractive menfolk, music, lgbt and liberal twaddle. you'll see a lot of steve/tony, holmes/watson and germany/italy.

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ponymeme:

Hey Faggots,

My name is Big Mac, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and the owner of Sweet Apple Acers. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Ponies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO bits). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my mare

(as written by packer_dash_52)
alternatively…

oh god.